"Few things are more beautiful to me than a bunch of thuggish, heavily tattooed line cooks moving around each other like ballerinas on a busy Saturday night. Seeing two guys who'd just as soon cut each others throats in their off hours moving in unison with grace and ease can be as uplifting as any chemical stimulant or organized religion."

-Chef Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential)

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Star Wars or Star Trek ?

Reservation for one you may ask....yeah it happens and when it does its almost always leads to a great story. This one is no exception.

This middle aged man arrives for his reservation for one, sits down and orders a rye and coke. He refuses a menu..."no thanks I don't want a menu yet" he says. "OK sir...are you waiting for someone to join you?" the server asks politely. Nope, that's right he's just a weirdo!!!. So after the guy puts back two drinks he's thinking about ordering the Calamari...or maybe some spring rolls for his dinner. Our server says "well you may like to consider our Pickerel Cheeks...they are very popular and delicious" the server replies. The guy looks dead into the eyes of the server and simply says..."Star Wars or Star Trek" Kinda stunned the server pauses for a moment and replies "Star Wars"...with a bit of hesitation. As the vibe of this situation has gotten a tad awkward. "Pfftttt" The man turns away in disgust drops the menu on the table and mutters I'll have the Calamari.

Really...dude...your basing your food choice on a servers opinion of a movie. And on-top of that you are going Star Trek over Star Wars. BAHHH!!!!

Late solo diner Sir..."I find our lack of faith disturbing" (in my best Darth Vader voice, and it's pretty good i must admit)

Insert link to Darth Vader choke-out here--> "I find you lack of faith disturbing"

This ones for Kirk--> Family Guy Darth Vader clip.
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